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    Wednesday, 31 December 2008

    The Boiler Gives Up...


    What did I say yesterday. My conspirarcy theory about electrical pulses. Our boiler went down today. It's minus two outside, we're all huddled in the front room with the fireplace on full pelt. The engineer can't come until the morning, so it's a thoroughly miserable day in the Joneses with no hot water or central heating. On the positive side, the Dunkirk spirit has kicked in, we're in a hole and we will jolly well make the most of it. Bring on 2009.

    Tuesday, 30 December 2008

    Birthday Girl....


    Caroline celebrated her birthday yesterday. We had a great family day in Manchester (Caroline got a bag she had been hankering after for ages), tea at Croma (where I had the Christmas dinner pizza, mmmm) and then on to The Halle where Carl Davis conducted theme tunes from James Bond movies.

    We all loved the concert, Honor Blackman was doing the links between the different themes and our favourite (Alex and I) was Quantum of Solace. It was a thumping rendition by The Halle which made the hairs stand up on the back of your neck. How these composers write this stuff, I will never know.

    We've a plumber coming later to fix the tap on our kitchen sink, so I'm expecting lots of tutting and headscratching to push up the twenty minute job into at least an hour, with parts, labour, callout and two season tickets to a premiership team of his choice being added onto the bill.

    I have a theory that somebody, somewhere, sends out some sort of major electrical pulse, undetected by humans, which interferes with everything in your house from boilers, taps, dishwashers, tumble dryers and washing machines particularly, in order to optimise retail footfall and give all the tradesmen a boost at Christmas. All of our stuff, without exception, always seems to go wrong at Christmas and this years no different. I may have to deploy a "I'm a trading standards officer" when he asks me what I do for a living, always gives them a scare.

    I'm going to start re-watching Prison Break today, another one of those epic American TV shows which has become cult viewing, bit like Sopranos, Lost and 24. It's one of those series where I've watched nearly all of it, but missed the odd episode for one reason or another and - as usual - the plot is so complex that tiny fragments of information are often needed to piece together the storyline. So, I'm going to start again, from episode 1 and see it right through.

    Saturday, 27 December 2008

    Battling the Sales...


    Having been in the house for a couple of days, we've done the sales today. Predictably, credit crunch aside, they were packed. It wasn't a good start, Alex spotted a game he wanted for his Xbox and we queued for 32 minutes to buy it, incidentally I didn't hear one moan from him whilst waiting to buy something he wanted!

    Today's purchases include: -

    A new elmer fudd hat to keep me warm when walking the dog
    A new brolly to fit in my roller briefcase
    Some new leather gloves to keep me warm at the footie
    DVD's - I am Legend , The Da Vinci Code, Inside Man
    100 Pop Hits of the 80's
    Whilst the shops were very busy, I'm sure the overall sale numbers will be down this Christmas, so the bargins should continue well into the New Year.
    Biggest hit this Christmas for me, watching the Sopranos on DVD. Just finished series one, now waiting for series two to arrive.

    Thursday, 25 December 2008

    Twelve irritating things people do at Christmas..


    I read this in a book I got today and thought it was quite funny, irritating things that people do at Christmas...

    1. Tell you that you can always take it back and change it if you don't like it (guilty).
    2. Bustle around asking where the forks go.
    3. Make a big show of singing louder on the third "O come let us adore him" (guilty).
    4. Mingle.
    5. Insist on trying to revive the art of conversation.
    6. Say "bah humbug" in a jocular voice.
    7. Say "oh but you shouldn't have".
    8. Forget the bread sauce.
    9. Keep reminding everyone that Christmas is for kids.
    10.Tidy away the wrapping paper the moment it comes off the presents (guilty).
    11. Encourage you to join a sing-a-long.
    12.Repeat cracker jokes.

    So, three out of twelve for me, how have you done?

    Tuesday, 23 December 2008

    Xmas Radio


    I was on BBC GMR this morning with a few other folk from the office, getting in the Christmas spirit. You can listen to it here, wind on to 2:48:16 secs to save listening to the whole show.

    Sunday, 21 December 2008

    Xmas Singalongs.....



    We went to see the Halle perform their Christmas singalong on Thursday night at the Bridgewater Hall in Manchester. They did all the classics. The highlight was the twelve days of Christmas which became an audience participation number and Alex loved it, diligently performing all the allocated hand and body movements, despite the fact that he was busting for the loo, real grit and determination, that's my boy.

    It got us all in the Christmas mood and I'd recommend it to you if you want to do something different which doesn't involve video games, texting, dolby surround sound and popcorn. Bit of culture.

    Another thing to get you in the mood if you have young kids is to look at the Norad santa tracking service. A great example that even the most serious establishment can get in the Christmas spirit and do something for the children.

    On the family front, Caroline has been in a bad way this week. Her ribs took a real battering after her fall last Saturday and whilst a fracture has been ruled out, they are badly bruised and very painful. The car also took a battering this week, less said the better but an unexpected Christmas expense for me!

    The kids have finished school and college respectively. Alex had a school disco at end of term, which he enjoyed and G complained bitterly at the poor scheduling of her last day as she only had one lesson mid-morning, which apparently wasn't a real lesson anyway (when she was trying to get of going), however with some persuasion, she turned out.

    So, four days to go, lot's still to do. Have two and half days of work still to do and I'll be flat out right until the final whistle. I'm looking forward to a break.

    Sunday, 14 December 2008

    Quantum of Solace (Repeat)


    We went to see Quatum of Solace again last night. We saw it within a week of it's launch, however Alex (bless him) had a bellyache through over-indulgence and we had to go fifteen minutes before the end, so we never got to see the finale.

    As someone that loves a good suit, Daniel Craig's wardrobe is simply stunning and I spent most of the film thinking "nice suit, oooh, nice shirt", so 10/10 to the wardrobe people. I had some bespoke suits made a few months back and everyone always comments about how "sharp" my grey one looks, I always feel great when I've got it on and I'm going to get a couple more now.

    Mrs J fell over on a pathway yesterday, she gave herself a nasty shock and is a bit battered and bruised. Talking of which, we were at the City vs. Everton game yesterday and the 90th minute header to take the game left us all feeling the same way, so Mark Hughes has (yet) some more thinking to do. Bring on the transfer window as Benjani and Vassell just don't do it for me and £20M Brazilian "Jo", didn't look that inspirational.

    We're not far from Christmas now and I'm looking forward to my annual "Godfatherfest". One of the greatest bloke films of all time, the full trilogy gets played back to back. I'm looking forward to watching "The Sopranos" too, as I've got it coming through on my Lovefilm rental.
    Talking of TV, I discovered the BBC i-Player whilst away in London this week, it brings a whole new dimension to TV on the move. A really brilliant innovation which I will now use all of the time, particularly when abroad and sick of watching the Sky News or CNN headlines which repeat every 15 minutes. Very fast streaming, plenty of choice, who needs pay TV?
    Finally, I wonder how much of your Christmas shopping you've done on-line this year? The shops are struggling (unless there's a sale on) but on-line sales continue to boom, I for one have done most of mine over the web and life is so much simpler than battling through tens of thousands of shoppers, convenient, time-saving and easy to do. Brilliant.

    Sunday, 7 December 2008

    Tea at Croma


    The tree is up, it took six hours from start to finish. To reward ourselves for a job well done, we had dinner tonight at Croma in Prestwich. This is a great restaurant concept and if you haven't been to one, you should go. Think posh pizza's with toppings from peking crispy duck, tandoori chicken, caesaer salad etc. Its our clear family favourite. No-one grumbles when it's tea at Croma, everyone's happy (for a change) and the piece de resistance is the Sticky Toffee Pudding with Mascarpone, which is the best going.

    We ate tonight with Neale and Eileen who it was lovely to see. Brilliant people, genuine and great company, thanks for your company guys.

    Saturday, 6 December 2008

    Christmas Party Season...


    We've finished this week off with my works do.

    Without a doubt the best one we've ever done. This year the theme was the 70's and 500 people grooved along to the sounds of "Halle Rock" (who are the funky spin offs from the Halle Orchestra in Manchester), followed by a team of disco dancers who really got the crowd going. Judging by how quickly the dancefloor filled up, the theme was a winner.

    We held it for the third year in a huge marquee in the grounds of Manchester City football club, the interior was spectacular, so well done to the team at the club who put a great night on for us all. Caroline and I stayed overnight at the new Yang Sing Oriental boutique hotel in Manchester, you can read my review of it by clicking here.

    My party evening was mostly absorbed meeting and greeting people aswell as avoiding as much "work talk" as possible. It's surprising how the Christmas party brings out the "work talk" and despite my best intentions, I managed to get collared by around half a dozen people on the night much to Mrs J's disdain.

    This weekend we're putting up the Xmas decorations. A massive job. Our loft is full of stuff and my job tomorrow is to get it all down. I love the end result, however it's going to take some grunt tomorrow after a good nights sleep tonight. If you're flying over Warrington anytime in the next few weeks, you should be able to spot our place if you look out of the window!

    Thursday, 4 December 2008

    There's no place like home


    Travelling on business has many great aspects to it. You get to see new places, stay in great hotels, experience new things. Over the years, I've loved travelling and I still do.

    But, there are times when it's not so exciting. For example, flying in to a city, staying in an airport hotel, having a meeting, flying straight out again. It can be tiring and a little uninspiring.

    Having been away in Copenhagen for three nights, I'm pleased to get home. I couldn't sleep properly in the hotel bed (the pillows were awful, you know the sort, they puff up well but have absolutely no substance to them when you put your head on them). So, I've had three nights really restless sleep which has left me feeling very tired.

    Before sitting down to write this, Ive cooked some pasta for dinner, collected Alex and the dog from the in-laws, unpacked and had to send half a dozen e-mails, so I'm still running on adrenalin. Sky+ and the sofa is now calling and I predict a deep sofa sleep!

    Monday, 1 December 2008

    Donner in Denmark....

    One of the nice chappies from Brother Denmark has today given us the two bob tour of Copenhagen, taking in the Queens palace and the and the amazing "little Mermaid" culminating in a visit to one of Copenhagens best Donner Kebab shops, they call is "Sharwami" out here to make it sound fancy.


    Now, here's the rub. The Little Mermaid is one of Denmarks most famous tourist attractions, with 75% of all tourists coming to visit. Get ready, "its little", so don't expect anything too much!

    As my colleagues said, "what do people expect, it's called the Little Mermaid". One for the minstry of the bleeding obvious.....